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There's something incredibly satisfying about the shot-from-above recipe video format, particularly when it ends with a surprising reveal of the end product (and/or a gooey cheese pull). But

There's something incredibly satisfying about the shot-from-above recipe video format, particularly when it ends with a surprising reveal of the end product (and/or a gooey cheese pull). But one food site has created a Franken-dish that's taken the internet by horrified storm.

It's not just that there are about sixteen too many steps in the assembly of this abomination. It's also that it seems to have been created as a sort of culinary Exquisite Corpse, each phase taking the "dish" in a new, unpredictable, and unnecessary direction.

I’m calling the FBI pic.twitter.com/X2jIlJmfEt

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 24, 2019

Where does it all go wrong?

Is it the point at which you wonder, "Is this a tortilla lasagne?" (Oh, my sweet summer child. You have barely begun.)

Is it the breading step, or the realisation during the breading step that they are about to deep-fry the pressed chicken-tortilla wedges?

Perhaps it's the moment where, for the first time in your life, you say aloud: "No, don't put cheese on it, for the love of God."

No matter who you are, there is a moment in this video where you will reach a breaking point. 

The internet could not cope with this comfort-food turducken.

I have no words. https://t.co/Uy7BiWgj6Q

— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) August 26, 2019

Am I ultra stoned or does this go on and on and on forever and we will never die https://t.co/Vln9dEi0Ms

— Helen Rosner (@hels) August 25, 2019

This is peak terrible American food video. It’s a slow burn but boy, does it deliver. https://t.co/Qva1gnG1ST

— Maeve Marsden (@maevemarsden) August 24, 2019

The constant escalation is what does me in. It's dozens of meals worth of energy dumped into one nightmare food trauma.

— Ginger (@gingerBFG) August 24, 2019

This is so much work when you could just order Postmates

— roxane gay (@rgay) August 25, 2019

I can't tell if I'm more offended as an Italian or as a human with a tongue.

— Geraldine (@everywhereist) August 24, 2019

Your cooks were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

— HurricaineNukingHat (@Popehat) August 24, 2019

The deep-fried deep-dish BBQ chicken "pizzadilla" is not, in fact, American. It's the creation of UK site Twisted Food, which also has a whole page dedicated to hybrid lasagne dishes, including lasagna samosas, jalapeño poppers mac and cheese lasagna, and croque monsieur croissant lasagna. (The pizzas page is a similar artery-hardening tribute to foods nobody has ever been stoned enough to crave, including butter chicken deep dish pizza, pizza churros, and Big Mac pizza.)

Trying to kill a loved one? Here’s a simple 500 step 5 million calorie tortilla pizza that will send them straight to the other side.

— The Other CarolB 💙 (@OtherCarolB) August 24, 2019

Just on vacation! Don’t worry I’ve seen everything on Twitter (I’d eat that bbq chicken stuffed tortilla pizza thing) https://t.co/HPnRRgTYdZ

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 25, 2019

And in an act of either true selflessness or internet-induced temporary insanity, food editor Shay Spence actually took on the challenge of the pizzadilla.

kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) August 25, 2019

The spice measurements are a lie!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/SjTIAIVqde

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) August 25, 2019

this is such a damn mess I hate you all pic.twitter.com/43yBi6PudM

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) August 26, 2019

And Teigen was watching to see how it all turned out as Spence pulled it from the oven:

CRAP this looks fantastic to me noooooooo https://t.co/kttqHu3krz

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 26, 2019

But unfortunately, $80 and around six hours later, Spence's verdict was in: We had been right to be horrified, because it turns out you can't just mix all the best foods together and have a delicious cheat-day dinner on your hands.

This is it. The moment you’ve been waiting for all night. pic.twitter.com/Lo8Lc89zYz

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) August 26, 2019

I expected to like it in a gross-good kind of way. But the mixture of the sweet bbq sauce, the pizza sauce and the dill sour cream....:,,,,,;;; truly one of the most vile things I’ve ever eaten.

I’m not taking any further questions.

— Shay Spence (@chezspence) August 26, 2019